Brittany Daniel credited as playing...
Jenny
- Hank: When you're all done with your little pink panty meltdown, let me know... 'cause I'd like to get down to business.
- Coconut Pete: I thought it was time to bring in the pro.
- Sam, The Fun Police: Hank?
- Coconut Pete: Yes, Hank. The head of security on all my tours.
- Jenny: So, what? He keeps aging hippies from stealing the bong out of your tour bus?
- Coconut Pete: It just so happens that Hank used to be a federal agent. Yes, that's right. Headed an FBI task force on serial killers. Single-handedly caught the Minneapolis Mangler.
- Lars: Who's the Minneapolis Mangler?
- Hank: Exactly!
- Dave: Pete, you are aware that I've personally served this guy 20 beers a day for the last 10 years, right?
- Hank: [shows a nasty scar on his stomach] Hey, I was in Nicaragua, junior! When you can stuff your intestines back in your pockets and walk 20 klicks to an aid station after a knife fight with guerrilla drug lords, then you talk to me!
- Jenny: [Re: Coconut Pete's song "Naughty Cal"] Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I've ever heard!
- Putman: David, you hated him for killing your parents. You see, what none of us did know, what none of us could know, was that David's parents were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.
- Jenny: What the hell's wrong with you Putman? Everyone knows Dave's parents got killed at a Pete show.
- Juan: Yeah, way to bring up a sore subject.
- Sam: [referring to lyrics from a Coconut Pete song] You know, octopus spelled backwards is supotco. Juan, isn't that Spanish for something?
- Juan: Supotco? No. But, the word for shoe is zapato.
- Sam: Hmm, shoe.
- Putman: [returning from being on stage] What'd I miss?
- Jenny: Apparently somebody's going to get killed with a shoe.
- Lars: [walks up behind Jenny, who is drinking some booze, and does a Tai-Chi move on her back] Hey, Jenny.
- Jenny: [by sheer reflex, her mouth opens, and the drink in her mouth slobbers down her front] Oh!
- Lars: Sorry.
- Jenny: Give me a heads-up before you do that.
- Lars: It's just a habit. I could see how tight you were from a mile away.
- [Lars starts to drink]
- Jenny: What can I say? Some girls are just tighter than others.
- Lars: [by sheer reflex at what she said, he accidentally sprays out his mouthful of booze in her face] Sorry.
- Juan: [to Jenny, hiding in the closet] Eh, I'm still not sure. I may need a few more hours to "pump" her for information.
- Jenny: [mad, whispering] You asshole! Now you're just trying to get laid. How would you like to be stuffed in this closet while I go out there and have sex?
- Juan: That is a great idea.
- [toilet flushes]
- Juan: Shh! Here she comes!
- Sam: Alright, Lars will probably come after us here.
- Jenny: We don't know for sure that it is Lars. We don't know if he got out, or if someone else got in.
- Sam: [accusing tone of voice] What is it with you and Lars? I'm beginning to wonder if you two aren't in cahoots! I mean, let's see. You had sex with Rolo, and he's dead. You and Cliff, right? He's dead.
- Jenny: [defending herself] Give me a break. I screwed Juan and Pete, and those guys aren't dead.
- Putman Livingston: [feeling hurt that Jenny never had sex with him] Bloody hell, Jen! Am I the only one?
- Jenny: [Dirk and Jenny are in the pool at night; Dirk sneaks up behind Jenny and scares her] You asshole!
- Dirk: No, I'm not an asshole. I'm just young, dumb and full...
- [pretends to be scared]
- Dirk: What the fuck? Something just brushed up against my leg!
- Jenny: [shocked] Oh, my God! What is it?
- Dirk: Seriously, there's something down here!
- Jenny: [frightened] What?
- Dirk: [laughs] Oh, no, wait. It's just my gigantic cock.
- Jenny: [on TV, doing her "Pump Up With Amy Aerobics" show] Here are humans, here is God, and here are we. You're the girl, Ame!