Bree Turner credited as playing...
Tina
- Tina Hammersmith: I want you to know that just by trying out today, you're already a winner.
- Tiny Blonde: [giggles]
- Tina Hammersmith: Unless of course you get cut, in which case, technically a loser.
- Whittier: Don't be all up in my kool-aid!
- [snaps and walks away]
- Tina Hammersmith: [softly to herself] What does that mean?
- Greg: That's right, I quit too!
- Tina Hammersmith: Greg you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship.
- Greg: That's right, I'm stayin here! But under a cloud of shame!
- Tina Hammersmith: Congratulations, my little pumpkins. You have now joined the best of the best of the best. From here on out, you must be the bomb diggity.
- [Marni pulls out a dry erase pad and writes Bomb Diggity]
- Tina Hammersmith: You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, yell louder and out-pep anyone who stands in your way. You must brush better, floss better, later rinse-and-repeat better and in other words you must *be* better...
- [Marni holds up board that says Better]
- Tina Hammersmith: ...in every aspect of your life. Are you ready for all that?
- Tina Hammersmith: Sheila?
- Marni Potts: Too fat.
- Tina Hammersmith: Kenny?
- Marni Potts: Too dorkey.
- Tina Hammersmith: Brenda?
- Tina Hammersmith: Psycho.
- Marni Potts: Oh psycho.
- Tina Hammersmith: Cindy?
- Marni Potts: Snaggle tooth.
- Tina Hammersmith: Carol-Anne?
- Marni Potts: Excema.
- Tina Hammersmith: It's called lotion
- Tina Hammersmith: Theo?
- Marni Potts: Too gay.
- Tina Hammersmith: Patrick?
- Greg: Not gay enough.
- Tina Hammersmith: And finally Whittier...
- Tina Hammersmith: Congratulations, my little pumpkins! You have now joined the best of the best of the best. Here's Marni with some light reading.
- [heavy tomes dealt out]
- Tina Hammersmith: Now study those rulebooks and wear those uniforms with pride. People have given their
- [shakes her head]
- Tina Hammersmith: ankles, ligaments, collarbones
- [nods reverently]
- Tina Hammersmith: in service to those very uniforms you have on your taut little bodies. From here on out, you must be the bomb diggity.
- [Marni pulls out a blank erase board and writes down boldly 'Bomb Diggity']
- Tina Hammersmith: You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, yell louder and outpep anyone who stands in your way. You must brush better, floss better, lather, rinse and repeat better and in other words you must *be* better...
- [Marni holds up board that says 'Better']
- Tina Hammersmith: in every aspect of your life. Are you ready for all that?