Linda Bassett credited as playing...
Cora
- Ruth: Well, I think it's a great idea.
- Cora: You weren't concentrating, were you Ruth?
- Ruth: I was. We're going to raise money to buy a sofa for the hospital in John's name.
- Celia: By posing for a nude calendar!
- Ruth: Oh no!
- Chris: Oh sit down. I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Davidson.
- Celia: It's still a bit of a leap from Burnsall church, love.
- Chris: That's the 'ole point. It's an alternative calendar, it's...
- Annie: It's what John suggested.
- Chris: Did he?
- Annie: The last stage of the flower is the most glorious. So what this calendar would be saying is "actually, yes John, we agree".
- Ruth: With respect, I didn't hear him use the phrase "whip your bras off"
- Cora: I'm surprised they printed it.
- Jessie: It's probably all over the internet by now.
- Annie: By the sound of it, most people have seen it already.
- Chris: Lots of people have photos taken with their tops off on holiday in Ibiza don't they?
- Ruth: It probably just came as a slight shock Chris, what with the previous fifteen photos being of flower arrangements.
- Cora: There's just one problem. The photographer's a man.
- Jessie: But the point is, we won't be showing anything.
- Cora: In the photos. I imagine a considerable amount will be on display in the room.
- Chris: He'll have to be in the room to take the photos!
- Cora: With us naked!
- Celia: Yeah. Or nude.
- Chris: No, listen. An art photographer doesn't see a naked woman. He sees a life model!
- Celia: Yes. No, the nudity isn't important.
- Jessie: Easy to say when you've got your knickers on.