Staff Sgt. John Constable
Dave McGonigal
Colin Reid
Scott Rivers
Donna McGonigal
Katt Reynard
George Rivers
Dr. Ann Shirley Constable
Smitty (as Matt Walker)
Constable Kelly Mah (as Francoise Yip)
Barney
Maud Wrecht
Cora Wrecht
Stephanie Constable
Jesse
Sara
Young Katt
Young Scott
Young Donna
Madge
Norm (as Dave Hurtubise)
Phil
Mona
Pete
Bill
Waitress
Wiley
Roxanne
Arwen Evenstar
Pat O'Gorman
Huey Carmody
JJ's Jugband
JJ's Jugband (as Tommy Craib)
Molly Carmody (archive footage)
Relic Phillips (archive footage)
Nick Adonidas (archive footage)
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