Jeffrey Tambor credited as playing...
King Neptune
- King Neptune: [to Spongebob] And as for you, be back with my crown in exactly 10 days.
- Patrick Star: [Appears out of nowhere] He can do it in nine.
- King Neptune: Eight.
- Patrick Star: Seven.
- King Neptune: Six
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick!
- Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [He and Spongebob attack Patrick]
- King Neptune: Six it is then.
- Patrick Star: [while being choked by Mr. Krabs] Five?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, shush!
- King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown.
- Prisoner: Y-yes, but...
- King Neptune: BUT WHAT?
- Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher!
- King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!
- King Neptune: Mindy, what is this?
- Mindy: Your crown?
- King Neptune: And do you know what it does?
- Mindy: Cover up your bald spot?
- King Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning.
- King Neptune: There is nothing else I can do.
- Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
- King Neptune: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti... What? Mindy, will you butt out? I will not have you stalling this execution!
- Mindy: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
- King Neptune: Yes, yes you are. You're doing it right now.
- Mindy: I'm stalling?
- King Neptune: Yes!
- Mindy: Stalling.
- King Neptune: Stalling!
- Mindy: I'm stalling.
- King Neptune: Yes!
- King Neptune: This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
- Mindy: [panics] I'm going to be bald?
- King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
- [puts on the cushion where the crown used to be]
- Mindy: Uh, dad? Your "crown"?
- King Neptune: What the...? My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
- King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Your Majesty, I'm sure it's not that noticea...
- [Sees Neptune's bald head]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Bald! Bald! Bald!
- Crowd: BALD! BALD BALD! BALD! BALD!
- Fish: MY EYES!
- King Neptune: All right, all right!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
- Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!
- [pulls on a chain]
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Mindy, Patrick Star: Umbrella?
- [a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]
- Mindy: Daddy, no!
- Plankton: Daddy, yes!
- [pushes button on remote]
- King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.
- Mindy: So, you think... I'm...
- [King Neptune is clenching his fists, about to explode with fury]
- Mindy: ... stalling.
- King Neptune: [snaps] Aah! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense!
- [slams his trident against the floor]
- King Neptune: You are to wait in the carriage, until the execution is done!
- King Neptune: You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
- Mindy: [goes to the door] But Daddy...
- King Neptune: NOW!
- [She goes outside. King Neptune puts a lock on the door]
- Mindy: [bashes the door] No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry!