Scarlett Johansson credited as playing...
Mindy
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
- Mindy: [just arrived in carriage] But you can't go home!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Mindy!
- Patrick Star: Mindy?
- [frantically pulls up pants before falling over again]
- Patrick Star: Huh?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: How much did you hear?
- Mindy: I heard enough.
- Patrick Star: Did you see my underwear?
- Mindy: No, Patrick.
- Patrick Star: [grabs pants] Did you want to?
- Mindy: [after getting SpongeBob's and Patrick's moustaches] So, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [are intrigued by moustaches and weren't listening to Mindy]
- Mindy: Guys!
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Yeah?
- Mindy: I said, "Now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Heck, yeah!
- Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Heck, no!
- Mindy: And why?
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Because we're invincible!
- [both jump off cliff]
- Mindy: [calling after them] I never said that!
- Mindy: Good luck, Spongebob!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, how did you know my name?
- Mindy: Oh, I'm going to be queen of the sea someday! I've been learning the names of all the sea creatures.
- Patrick Star: What's my name?
- Mindy: That's easy! You're Patrick Star!
- Patrick Star: [blushes and laughs, lovestruck]
- King Neptune: Mindy, what is this?
- Mindy: Your crown?
- King Neptune: And do you know what it does?
- Mindy: Cover up your bald spot?
- King Neptune: It's not bald! It's... thinning.
- King Neptune: There is nothing else I can do.
- Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
- King Neptune: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti-ti-ti-ti... What? Mindy, will you butt out? I will not have you stalling this execution!
- Mindy: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
- King Neptune: Yes, yes you are. You're doing it right now.
- Mindy: I'm stalling?
- King Neptune: Yes!
- Mindy: Stalling.
- King Neptune: Stalling!
- Mindy: I'm stalling.
- King Neptune: Yes!
- King Neptune: This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
- Mindy: [panics] I'm going to be bald?
- King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.
- [puts on the cushion where the crown used to be]
- Mindy: Uh, dad? Your "crown"?
- King Neptune: What the...? My crown! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal crown!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
- Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!
- [pulls on a chain]
- SpongeBob SquarePants, Mindy, Patrick Star: Umbrella?
- [a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]
- Mindy: Daddy, no!
- Plankton: Daddy, yes!
- [pushes button on remote]
- King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.
- Plankton: His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock n' roll! Karen, do something!
- [Karen is being surfboard across the the Krusty Krab]
- Plankton: [angrily] All right, that's the last straw!
- [to Neptune]
- Plankton: Neptune, I command you to...
- [SpongeBob free Neptune from Plankton's mind control]
- Mindy: [gives the crown to her father] Here you go, daddy.
- Plankton: I'd... better get outta here.
- Mindy: So, you think... I'm...
- [King Neptune is clenching his fists, about to explode with fury]
- Mindy: ... stalling.
- King Neptune: [snaps] Aah! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense!
- [slams his trident against the floor]
- King Neptune: You are to wait in the carriage, until the execution is done!
- King Neptune: You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
- Mindy: [goes to the door] But Daddy...
- King Neptune: NOW!
- [She goes outside. King Neptune puts a lock on the door]
- Mindy: [bashes the door] No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry!
- Mindy: Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the only ones left who can get that crown.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What do you mean, the only ones left?
- Mindy: Things have gotten a lot worse since you left Bikini Bottom.
- [pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom now]
- Mindy: Or should I say Planktopolis.