Robert Patrick credited as playing...
Lenny Richter
- Lenny Richter: Good confession now son... bless me father...
- Jack Morrison: Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been seven years since my last confession
- Lenny Richter: Seven years is a long time
- Jack Morrison: Yes, father
- Lenny Richter: All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?
- Jack Morrison: Well, you know...
- Lenny Richter: Taxes? Always taxes... How about sex? Impure thoughts?
- Jack Morrison: Well yes, quite a bit
- Lenny Richter: Try to cut back. Are you married?
- Jack Morrison: No
- Lenny Richter: Are you a virgin?
- Jack Morrison: [laughs] No, father
- Lenny Richter: What? you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?
- Jack Morrison: What?
- [smiles]
- Jack Morrison: ...wait a minute...
- Lenny Richter: [during the traditional false-confession initiation] How about sex? Are you a virgin?
- Keith Perez: No, sir.
- Lenny Richter: You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?
- Keith Perez: No, sir.
- Lenny Richter: Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?
- Keith Perez: I can't, sir.
- Lenny Richter: Why?
- Keith Perez: Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...
- Lenny Richter: [to the other firefighters] What the...
- Keith Perez: [pulls back the curtain, laughing]
- Keith Perez: GOTCHA!