Julia Roberts credited as playing...
Tess Ocean
- Tess Ocean: [while trying to get through a crowd of fans thinking she's Julia Roberts] How is this going to get Danny out?
- Linus Caldwell: We need someone famous.
- Tess Ocean: Why didn't you get someone famous?
- Linus Caldwell: Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.
- Tess Ocean: [rather bewildered] She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
- Linus Caldwell: 'I'. 'I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral'! Just protect your fake baby!
- Tess Ocean: This is just wrong.
- Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally?
- Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess.
- Tess Ocean: [to Danny on the phone, Terry Benedict and two of his men show up] There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.
- Danny Ocean: Hang up!
- [Tess hangs up]
- Tess Ocean: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Linus Caldwell junior varsity you are not following any of the procedures that Danny and I talked about if Terry Benedict shows up, so something is wrong, what is wrong?
- Tess Ocean: Ma Marcus?
- Julia Roberts: Um... No it's Julia.
- Tess Ocean: um... oh... Hello Julia... it's ah... Julia.