Tongan Ninja (Sione Finau)
Action Fighter (Marvin)
Miss Lee
Miss Lee (voice)
Asian Sidekick
Herman the Henchman
Mr. Big
Chef Guy
Bank Manager
Knife Man
Gun Man
Master Magasaki / Uncle Lee
Hemi the Henchman
Graham the Henchman
Graham (voice) (as Taika Cohen)
Chang the Waiter
Wong
Dwayne
Mr. Finau
Young Sione
Young Marvin (as William Mawhinney)
Pink Fairy
Young Sione / Young Marvin / Little Miss Lee (voice)
Famous Rugby Player
Ninja
Ninja / Kitchen Performer
Café Patron
Glamourous Villain Girl
Nightclub Dancer
Kitchen Performer
Restaurant Customer
Robo Dancer
Ryukyu Kempo Karate Club (uncredited)
Ninja Chick (uncredited)