J.P. Manoux credited as playing...
Kuzco
- Yzma: Ah, Kuzco, you're just in time. With this potion I will transform myself into a hideous monster and end your rule forever!
- Kuzco: Are you sure you didn't drink it already, you old bag of bones?
- Yzma: Just watch and behold the power!
- Kuzco: Yeah, yeah, enough of the dramatics. Drink it and let's fight!
- Yzma: Prepare to die, Kuzco.
- Kuzco: Will you please just drink the thing?
- Yzma: Okay, but I'm warning you.
- Kuzco: DRINK!
- Yzma: [turns into cat] Roar! Uh oh.
- Kuzco: Ha! Oh, no! A scary little cat! Help, help!
- Yzma: Curses! I'll have to get the potion to turn me back into a human. Don't even think about following me, Kuzco!
- Kuzco: Why?
- Yzma: Because if you chased me up this perilous platform section you may stand a chance of getting the last potion!
- Kuzco: Ah, I see. And what if you make it first? Not that you will, as I have perfected my llama skills.
- Yzma: You would be stuck as a llama for the rest of your grass eating life. Hehehehe.
- Kuzco: So it's a final race to the top, I think that's pretty clear. Bring it on.
- Yzma: I will beat you to the top and be my beautiful self once again!
- Kuzco: It ain't ever gonna happen. That last potion's mine. I will be human again in no time, baby.
- Yzma: A bit unlucky, eh, Kuzco? Now I have the potion! Ahahaha!
- Kuzco: Yeah, but only because you cheated!
- Yzma: Ugh! I did not cheat!
- Kuzco: Prove it.
- Yzma: Oh, fine. I am going to put this potion back right here and we will race again.
- Kuzco: She is an idiot!
- Yzma: I heard that!
- Kuzco: Ah, whatever. This time the potion is mine!
- Yzma: Well, well, well. The ex-emperor has returned to claim his throne.
- Kuzco: Make sure you dust it off on your way out, Yzma. Your reign of terror is over.
- Yzma: I wonder how many of your subjects would follow a llama? Not many, I suspect.
- Kuzco: It's still better than having a woman who is scary beyond all reason sitting on my throne.
- Yzma: Hehehehe. How absurd. Sarcastic comments coming from a llama who believes he's the Emperor.
- Kuzco: Enough talk, Yzma. Let's finish this!
- Yzma: Llamas first!
- Villager Man: Stay away from my statues llama!
- Kuzco: Back off, I'm the Emperor! Open the door or I'll smash your statues to pieces!
- Villager Man: DEMON LLAMA!
- [the Villager man runs away into his hut]
- Kronk: Hello little turtle, are you here to enter the annual village race?
- Kuzco: Me, race? No sorry, I don't think so.
- Kronk: Good, because if you had beaten me, then you would have won this nifty trophy.
- [Kronk shows Kuzco the Red Idol trophy]
- Kronk: Hmmm. Kronk's got another RED IDOL. No doubt I'm gonna need it to get out of this ridiculous place. Well, why didn't you say so Kronk! Let's go.