Jessica Boehrs credited as playing...
Mieke
- [last lines]
- Scott: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny] Hold on, this must be my new roommate.
- [Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there]
- Cooper: [yelling over the phone] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me?
- Scott: I just got your last email. What are you doing here?
- Mieke: Going to college.
- Scott: You're going to college here? What dorm?
- Mieke: This one. Room 2-1-4.
- Scott: How is this possible?
- Mieke: I guess they thought I was a guy.
- Scott: Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
- [Scotty and Mieke kiss]
- Cooper: [over the phone] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
- [Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out]
- Cooper: Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*!
- Green Fairy: [Green Fairy appears] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
- [makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away]