Julie Gonzalo credited as playing...
Shelby
- Shelby: [Shelby and her friends are looking at the menu, looking what they want to eat] Why do I have the feeling that I won't be able to get a Zone Meal here?
- Madison: I already ate.
- David: Madison, laxatives don't qualify as a food group. Surprised you didn't know that.
- Shelby: [to David] Stop it!
- [sees Sam coming toward them]
- Shelby: Well! If it isn't Diner Girl!
- Sam: [reluctantly taking Shelby's order] What can I get you guys?
- Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
- Sam: Water.
- Ryan: [Shelby smirks at Sam nastily, as the boys laugh] Water? Feisty!
- Madison: [Madison looks at Sam, confused] Was that supposed to be a joke?
- Austin: [chuckling] It was funny!
- Shelby: [smirks at Sam and orders her drink] I'll have a Voss.
- Sam: [looking at Shelby, confused] Excuse me?
- Caitlyn: [scoffing at Sam] It's water. From Norway?
- Shelby: [to her friends and Austin's friends laughing] She's the worst!
- [scoffs]
- Shelby: [to Shelby] Sorry, we only have water from the Valley.
- Shelby: Oh. Well, then I'll have an iced tea.
- David: [Sam jots it down on the notepad] Make that two!
- [to Sam, as a joke]
- David: And you know, I'm still waiting on that breakfast burrito, Diner Girl!
- Madison: [Shelby's friends and Austin's friends laugh at Sam as she gets the drinks. Madison shoos her away] See ya!
- Shelby: [about Sam] She is *so* not getting a tip!
- Austin: [turning to Shelby] Shelby, we really need to talk... privately.
- Shelby: Anything you say to me, you can say in front of my peeps.
- [Madison and Caitlyn, as well as Ryan and David lean forward to hear what Austin has to say]
- Austin: Okay.
- [Shelby looks at Austin]
- Austin: I want to break up.
- Shelby: [shocked at the fact Austin is dumping her] What?
- David: [about the breakup] Ouch!
- Caitlyn: [Madison is shocked] That was harsh!
- Shelby: [to Austin, asking why he dumped her] Are you in love with somebody else?
- Austin: [smiling] I think so!
- Caitlyn: [to Austin] No way!
- Ryan: [to Austin] What? Who, bro?
- Austin: [to Ryan] I don't know.
- [to Shelby, with the "Just friends" speech]
- Austin: But we can still be...
- Shelby: [points her finger at Austin, warning him not to say it] *Don't* say the word "friends"! Now, fortunate for you, I'm gonna... overlook this mental breakdown of yours. Look, just chill out, we're gonna get ready for the dance, and; I'll see you there. Hmm?
- [Shelby and her friends leave the table]
- Ryan: [to Shelby and her friends] Later. Late!
- David: [amazed he did that to Shelby] That went well, bro!
- Ryan: No, she took it well!
- Austin: Good looking out.
- David: [Austin and his friends leave the table. David says to Sam] Later, Diner Girl!
- Ryan: [to Sam] Too late!
- Sam: [Austin is about to give Sam a tip, but she dismisses it as she comes back with the drinks] Oh, don't worry about it.
- Rhonda: [Sam comes back to Rhonda and puts the iced teas on the bench]
- [Rhonda refers to Shelby and her friends]
- Rhonda: You know, those kids remind me of why I used to fight in school.
- [the stepsisters are pretending to cry and make Shelby and her friends think that Cinderella hurt them]
- Gabriella: And then, she told us that...
- [sniffs]
- Gabriella: ... she was going to try and steal Austin away from you if that was the last thing she did.
- Brianna: Our stepsister has always been jealous of you!
- [blows her nose loudly]
- Shelby: [impatiently] Go on.
- Gabriella: Well, that's when she came up with this whole "Cinderella plot". She got a hold of Austin's e-mail address, and that's when she started the whole affair
- Brianna: We wanted to tell you sooner, but she threatened to kill us. She's such a monster!
- David: [at the Halloween party, David is trying to hit on Shelby, after Austin dumped her] 'Sup girl?
- Shelby: [cringing] What are you supposed to be?
- David: A Three Musketeer.
- Shelby: You don't look like a candy bar!
- David: Right. Look, now that you and Austin are toast, OK, why don't *we* have our *own* little party?
- Shelby: [disgusted] Ewww! Back off, David!
- David: [trying to push Shelby into kissing her] Come on, Shelby! I know you like me!
- Shelby: [Shelby is being pushed by David] No, stop it! No! No, stop it! *Stop*!
- Carter: [Carter as Zorro, pushes in between Shelby, trying to stop David] The lady said, "Stop"!
- David: [to Carter] Oh yeah?
- Carter: Yeah!
- David: [takes Carter's costume sword] Gimme that!
- [snapping the sword in half as Carter mutters "Oh God!"]
- David: I think I just saw your life flash before your eyes!
- Carter: [going past Shelby, trying to run away] Oh yeah? Well, did you see the part where I run away?
- [throws the sword at David, then climbs on top of the stage railing, flips his Zorro hat, whips his hat then jumps down. Pause]
- Carter: That was awesome!
- David: [to Carter from distance] Oh, you're dead, Taco Boy!
- Carter: [Carter flips his hat to two girls] Ladies.
- David: [chasing Carter] You're MINE!
- Carter: [saying to several people trying to get them out of the way] Move over please!
- David: [David has cornered Carter at the bar] Whoo-whoo! It's over dude!
- Carter: Oh yeah?
- Carter: Yeah!
- Carter: Well I hate to tell you this, "dude"; but I starred in Pirates of Penzance three summers in a row!
- David: Oh yeah?
- Carter: [preparing to open the bar door] Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1!
- [Carter opens the door, with Shelby running toward Carter, her new hero; as a pumpkin flies through the air and lands on top of his head. Shelby whispers to Carter in his ear and Carter smiles and nods]
- Madison: [noticing Carter's car lingering, and Sam and Carter hanging around] Eww!
- [pointing to Shelby]
- Madison: Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock.
- Shelby: [Shelby scoffs and then speaks through the megaphone] The White Zone is for cool people only.
- [shaking her head]
- Shelby: No geeks!
- [Shelby winks at Sam and Carter as Caitlyn & Madison giggle to themselves]
- David: [to Sam] Hey, uh, Diner Girl; can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.
- Shelby, Madison, Caitlyn: [Shelby, Madison and Caitlyn are walking through the school hallway, passing through all the students at school]
- [to various students, in unison]
- Shelby, Madison, Caitlyn: Move! Move! Move! Move!
- Brianna: [Gabriella and Brianna see Shelby and her friends and say hi] Shelby! Hey!
- Gabriella: [waving hi to Shelby] Hey sister-friend!
- [Shelby waves hi to them but then rolls her eyes]
- Shelby: [walking in the hallway] Remind me again why we tolerate them?
- Madison: Because they gave you a Prada bag for your birthday.
- Caitlyn: Ugh, try "Frada" bag! *Totally* fake!
- [Shelby rolls her eyes in agreement]
- Shelby: [the North Valley cheerleaders put on a play for the pep rally; with Shelby as the narrator; exposing the truth about Sam's "Cinderella" identity] Thank you!
- [Shelby narrates the story]
- Shelby: "Once upon a time, there was a big, strong Fighting Frog."
- [Brianna appears, as Austin, hopping like a frog on top of the cheerleaders]
- Shelby: "He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad owned the biggest pond in all the land. But, he still wasn't happy."
- [Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards, and the crowd goes "Aww!". Shelby continues narrating]
- Shelby: "If only he could find a princess, then she could kiss him, turn him into a prince and they would run away together."
- [the cheerleaders carry in Gabriella, as "Cinderella" in her dress, and they put her down and the crowd starts laughing. Shelby continues narrating the story]
- Shelby: "One night, after the slimy Frog ditches his super-hot, senior-poll, most popular girlfriend, he meets his princess."
- Brianna: [as Austin, putting his hand out to Gabriella, as "Cinderella"] Your Highness!
- [Gabriella does a silly bow, as "Cinderella" in her dress until her underwear shows, and the crowd laughs]
- Shelby: [continues narrating] "Alas, it turns out, that not only did our Prince have a secret identity, but also had an online relationship with a pen-pal named "Princeton Girl"."
- [the cheerleaders do a handstand, showing the wall between "Austin" and "Cinderella"]
- Carter: [to Sam] This isn't good.
- Brianna: [as Austin, texting on the phone] "Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait til we finally get to meet. You're the only one who understands the real me."
- [the crowd laughs in the background]
- Brianna: "The man who doesn't want to play USC football. But who wants to be at Princeton, with you."
- [the crowd continues laughing, with Shelby smirking, nastily]
- Austin's Dad: [to Austin, about the impersonation] What are they talking about?
- Austin: Nothing.
- Gabriella: [as "Cinderella", texting back to "Austin"] "Dear Nomad, I want you to know who I am but, I'm scared!"
- [Sam looks at her stepsisters, and the cheerleaders, horrified, embarrassed and upset]
- Gabriella: "I'm scared that you'll reject me! And... I've never had a
- [whispers]
- Gabriella: real kiss before!"
- [Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards and the crowd goes "Aww!"]
- Sam: [horrified and upset] I can't believe that they're reading my emails!
- Carter: [to Sam] Sam, let's go!
- Shelby: [continues narrating] But our princess had a secret too. She wasn't royalty at all,
- [Gabriella comes onstage wearing a waitress outfit with roller-skates, and skating badly]
- Shelby: but a geek, a loser; a servant girl.
- [Gabriella roller-skates and lands into a pie, splattering herself on top of the cheerleaders with the crowd laughing loudly]
- Austin's Dad: [to Austin] Any ideas about this?
- [Austin shakes his head]
- Shelby: [chuckling nastily to herself, and finishes narrating] And, who may you ask, is this impostor?
- [motions to Sam, sticking her hand out]
- Shelby: Give it up for the pretend princess, Diner Girl, Sam Montgomery!
- [the crowd laughs really loudly, and starts chanting "Diner girl!" and continues chanting. Austin looks at Sam, horrified that he found out the truth about Sam]
- Carter: [to an utterly embarrassed and humiliated Sam, in tears] Come on.
- [Sam and Carter leave the pep rally; embarrassed and in tears, as the crowd continue chanting "Diner girl" with Shelby smirking victoriously]
- Carter: Shelby, baby, what's up?
- Shelby: And you are?
- Carter: [chuckles confidently] Yeah. Allow me... to refresh your memory.
- [gallantly kisses her hand, much to her obvious distaste]
- Carter: Zorro.
- Shelby: Ugh! You mean "Zero!"
- [to her mean girl pack:]
- Shelby: Who is he?
- Madison: That's Carter Ferrell. He's the guy you cheat off in Algebra ll.
- Shelby: The freak who hums show tunes?
- [Madison and Caitlyn both nod]