Jack Black credited as playing...
Motorcyclist
- Angry Biker: What do you love?
- Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
- Angry Biker: Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
- [grabs Baxter]
- Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing?
- [biker punts Baxter over bridge]
- Angry Biker: That's how I roll.
- Angry Biker: I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass.
- Ron Burgundy: If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here.
- Angry Biker: You've just destroyed the only thing I've ever loved. All right, there it is. What do *you* love?