David Scully credited as playing...
Sergeant Johnson • Elite
- Sgt. Johnson: Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!
- Cortana: The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.
- Miranda Keyes: Catchy. Any idea what it means?
- Sgt. Johnson: "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
- Pilots: [along with Sgt. Johnson] Hoo-ah!
- Cortana: [Sgt. Johnson delivers a Scorpion tank to Master Chief and Cortana] Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything.
- Sgt. Johnson: [mans a machine gun] Oh, I *know* what the ladies like.
- Sgt. Johnson: Where's the rest of your platoon?
- Marine: Wasted, Sarge.
- Marine: Which we will be too, sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!
- Sgt. Johnson: You hit, Marine?
- Marine: No, sir...
- Sgt. Johnson: Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!
- [indicates Scorpion Tank]
- Sgt. Johnson: Our big green style cannot be defeated!
- Marine: Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!
- Sgt. Johnson: [over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!
- [being congratulated for their work on Halo]
- Master Chief: You told me there wouldn't be any cameras.
- Sgt. Johnson: And you told me you were gonna wear something nice.
- Sgt. Johnson: [while he is fighting the covenant] I don't want to kill you, it's just that you're too ugly to let live!