Kat Dennings credited as playing...
Sloane
- Terri Fletcher: Hi! I'm sorry I came in, but I heard you playing and you're really good! I'm Terri.
- [pause, no response from Sloane]
- Terri Fletcher: Sorry to bother you. Your name?
- Sloane: Sloane.
- Terri Fletcher: I know we don't have any classes together, or anything, but I just thought I'd introduce myself.
- Sloane: Oh... kay...
- [pauses]
- Terri Fletcher: Okay so there's this guy, right, and he's really nice and his name's Kiwi and he kind of has a crush on you. So we were wondering if you wanted to hang out with us on Saturday night.
- Sloane: Kiwi is a weird name.
- Sloane: [Sloane is playing her piano, and Kiwi is drumming. Back and forth, you hear Sloane's piano playing and Kiwi drumming louder. Sloane slams the piano keys angrily and storms over to the room where Kiwi is drumming loudly and bangs on the door] WILL YOU *SHUT UP* IN HERE? YOU ARE THE LOUDEST, NOISIEST, RUDEST JERK ON THE PLANET!
- [Kiwi is smiling happily that Sloane notices her. He finally goes up to her and kisses her. Sloane smiles and they start making out and crashing the instruments]
- Sloane: [Upon meeting Jay, Kiwi, and Terri in the lobby for a double date obviously overdressed] Damnit!