Regina Hall credited as playing...
Brenda
- Brenda Meeks: Here's Detroit.
- [Points to a TV showing a destroyed city]
- Brenda Meeks: Here's Detroit after the invasion.
- [City is still destroyed, but now tripods are roaming around]
- Brenda: [having a nightmare] Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim got my sandwich. Look out- Russell Crowe's got a phone! R.Kelly, don't pee on me! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! Where are we?
- Cindy Campbell: I'm not sure, but I think were close. It's supposed to be near mile 62.
- Brenda: Is something wrong?
- Cindy Campbell: No, it's just... I met this guy, and I wonder if he's safe. Oh, you'd love him, Brenda.
- Brenda: What's his name? I might've already loved him.
- Cindy Campbell: Tom Ryan.
- Brenda: Yeah, did him. Big, fat Chinese guy?
- Cindy Campbell: No... No.
- Cindy Campbell: [relieved] But he is the kind of guy I'd like to share the rest of my life with.
- Brenda Meeks: [Mouthing] You and me should get it on!
- Jeremiah: Elder Hale. We should welcome the outsiders among us.
- Henry Hale: Jeremiah, ought not your tongue be held?
- Jeremiah: I am sorry, Elder Hale... but sometimes my tongue wiggles beyond my ability to control it.
- Brenda Meeks: This is a problem with which I have had much experience. Maybe I could help him in a room in which there are no others. Or you can all watch. I don't give a shit.
- Brenda: Hey, Cindy! Look, I'm on TV, y'all! Check it out! I'm gonna give a shout out to all my peeps!
- [Jigsaw turns round and slaps Brenda in the face]
- Brenda: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
- [bashing Jigsaw's face into the camara]
- Brenda: NO ONE... BITCH SLAPS... BRENDA!
- Saw Villain: Zoltar, help!
- [Zoltar comes in and hits Brenda over the head with a metal pipe]
- Saw Villain: Oh, oh! This is some bullshit!
- [Brenda grabs the pipe and wacks Jigsaw with it before pushing Zoltar out of view]
- Cindy Campbell: Oh, Brenda, I know you'd love him.
- Brenda Meeks: What's his name, I may have already loved him.
- Cindy Campbell: Tom Ryan.
- Brenda Meeks: Yep, did him. Big Chinese dude, right?
- Gloating Driver: Ey! I got the last workin' car in New York! This is how I roll, bitches! Haha!
- [Brenda throws car part at Lil' Jon's head]
- Gloating Driver: AAHH!
- [gets knocked unconscious, car bumps into a trash pile and stops]
- Brenda: You're right, Cindy! That worked pretty well.
- Brenda Meeks: [after greeting Cindy] Cindy! Oh, it's been so long.
- Cindy Campbell: Brenda, I thought you were dead.
- Brenda Meeks: Oh, I thought you were dead, too!
- Brenda Meeks: [Holding up Shaquille O'Neal's femur] I don't believe it! The aliens killed a dinosaur!
- Brenda Meeks: Pussy.
- Cindy Campbell: Brenda!
- Brenda Meeks: What? 50 Cent got shot nine times and he's still walking around!