Chi McBride credited as playing...
Mulroy
- Frank Dixon: Why doesn't he try to escape?
- Joe Mulroy: Sir, you told him to wait.
- Frank Dixon: I didn't think he'd actually do it. I mean, he's in a crack. Who the hell waits in a crack?
- Joe Mulroy: You better be careful. You know those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. They're flying back and forth between all those time-zones kinda messes with their biological clock or something. Always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?
- Gupta Rajan: I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.
- Joe Mulroy: You don't know what the Hell you're talking about. That guy doesn't even speak English.
- Gupta Rajan: If he could learn to speak, this guy. He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? A flight attendant.
- Enrique Cruz: Oh, so, she's CIA, too?
- Gupta Rajan: No. She look like a Russian. KGB.
- Joe Mulroy: Gupta, relax, would you? He isn't a spy.
- Gupta Rajan: How do you know? He could be recording everything we say. A wire in his shirt. A microphone up in his ass.
- Enrique Cruz: For tonight's grand prize, we have... Show them, Gupta.
- Gupta Rajan: [holding up panties] Oh, I found this upstairs. Virgin Air, first class lounge.
- Enrique Cruz: There you go. And... they belong to?
- Gupta Rajan: Cher.
- Joe Mulroy: Cher? As in... Cher?
- Enrique Cruz: Yeah. Cher. I checked it out. There were witnesses. Those are Cher's panties. Ready?
- Joe Mulroy: Hurry up.
- Viktor Navorski: So, will we share the panties?
- Enrique Cruz: No, no, no.
- Joe Mulroy: Not if I win.
- Gupta Rajan: I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.
- Joe Mulroy: You don't know what the hell you're talking about. That guy doesn't even speak English.
- Gupta Rajan: If he could learn to speak, this guy. He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? A flight attendant.
- Enrique Cruz: Oh, so she's CIA, too?
- Gupta Rajan: No. She look like a Russian. KGB. She gave him heel of the her shoes. And he gave her a piece of the papers.
- Joe Mulroy: Oh, was it microfilm?
- Gupta Rajan: A coupon from Payless Shoes. Must be some kind of the code.
- Joe Mulroy: Buddy, I think you been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.
- Gupta Rajan: I'm warning you guys. You watch yourself. This guy is here for a reason. And I think that reason is us.
- Joe Mulroy: Let's raise your glasses. Let's have a toast to my friend, Viktor the Goat. May he never lose his country again.
- Joe Mulroy: You better be careful. You know, those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. You know, they're flying back and forth between all those time zones, it kinda messes with their biological clock or something. They're always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?