Vanessa Marcil credited as playing...
Sam Marquez
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you?
- Delinda: Not me, I like pretending.
- Mary Connell: Now that we know that Monica left it all to charity, I kinda feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.
- Delinda: Matt's really different. He's just so...
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Blind.
- Delinda: I was gonna say warm, genuine and completely...
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Without sight.
- Casey Manning: I'll give you a million dollars.
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A million dollars? You can take your million dollars and stick it up your butt.