Suzanne Shepherd credited as playing...
Big Ethel
- Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave?
- Dingy Dave: Huh?
- Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?
- Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: [after Sylvia makes a move on him] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa.
- Big Ethel: Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication.
- Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: Whatever...
- [at the Bear house]
- Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
- Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.
- Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...
- Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!
- [Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]
- Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!
- Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!
- Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.
- Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!