Mx Justin Vivian Bond credited as playing...
Justin Bond
- Justin Bond: As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."
- Justin Bond: [to Sofia] These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
- Justin Bond: [looking at the clients of the Shortbus, having group sex] It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.
- Man: Justin, someone just came on your cat.
- Justin Bond: [Ceth laughs] It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?
- Justin Bond: [to Sofia] It's a salon for the gifted and challenged. That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve.
- Jamie: I just have to switch the film, we're going to watch a three-hour Gertrude Stein documentary.
- Justin Bond: Sounds like a real weenie-shrinker. Come on, let's go get laid.
- Justin Bond: [looking at the orgy] Oh my God, for a minute there I thought that man didn't have an arm.
- Justin Bond: This place has really taken off in the last few years since all these young people started flocking to the city.
- Sofia: Well, why would they come to New York? It's so expensive to live here.
- Justin Bond: 9/11. It's the only thing real that's ever happened to them.
- Justin Bond: But tonight we're having a fiIm festivaI. They're boring as heII, but I find the more boring they are... the more inteIIigent peopIe think they are for watching them.