Holland Taylor credited as playing...
Ms. Petrie
- Mrs. Peatree: Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
- Amy: I was doing research.
- Mrs. Peatree: I'll bet.
- Mrs. Peatree: Annie,
- Madeline: Amy.
- Mrs. Peatree: Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on- What's that movie with Jodie? And the little dog falls in the well with the lotion?
- Madeline: Silence of the lambs.
- Mrs. Peatree: You're the lamb, Amy.
- Mrs. Peatree: [to herself, very upset] Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!
- [whirls from fireplace to Amy]
- Mrs. Peatree: I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.
- Max: Mrs. Peatree?
- Mrs. Peatree: Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.
- Max: Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?
- Mrs. Peatree: Have I *not* been speaking English?