Greg Sestero credited as playing...
Mark
- [Johnny walks to the apartment rooftop]
- Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
- [throws water bottle]
- Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.
- Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?
- Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.
- Mark: What? Did you?
- Johnny: [sits down] No, it's not true. Don't even ask. What's new with you?
- Mark: I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know. I got a question for you.
- Johnny: Yeah?
- Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?
- Johnny: What makes you say that?
- Mark: [gets up] I don't know. I don't know. I'm just... I'm just thinking.
- Johnny: I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me.
- Mark: Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
- Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
- [gets up]
- Mark: Yeah, you can say that again.
- Johnny: I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.
- Mark: Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky.
- Johnny: Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark.
- Mark: [pauses, then walks forward] Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already. I don't know yet.
- Johnny: Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name?
- Mark: Betty? Yeah. Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments.
- Johnny: That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it.
- Mark: [sits down] Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
- Johnny: It seems to me that you're the expert, Mark.
- [sits down]
- Mark: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.
- Peter: Speaking of which, how did you meet Lisa? You never told us.
- Johnny: Oh, that's very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn't know anyone, and I have, I hit YMCA with a $2000 check that I couldn't cash.
- Mark: Why not?
- Johnny: Well, because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, I was working as a busboy in hotel, and uh, um, she was sitting, drinking her coffee, and she was so beautiful, and I say hi to her, and that's how we met.
- Mark: So, I mean, what's the interesting part?
- Johnny: Well, the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner.
- Mark: Damn, man. Fuck! What do you want to know my secret for, man? Well, you are right. It's Lisa. I don't know what to do, man. I'm so depressed. It's HER fault. She's such a manipulative BITCH!
- [after having sex with Lisa on the spiral staircase]
- Mark: God. Why did you do this to me? Johnny's my best friend.