Greg Hollimon credited as playing...
Principal Blackman
- Principal Blackman: Why would I doctor the books to improve the overall test scores of the student body just so I could collect bonus funds from the state which I willfully misappropriated in order to pay off large gambling debts? It just doesn't add up, Blank!
- Chuck Noblet: Obviously he stole our idea!
- Principal Blackman: I don't see how he could've stolen it if I saw his first.
- Principal Blackman: I've got the school board breathing down my neck like a drunken jock at a rufie party