Richard Griffiths credited as playing...
Jeltz
- Trillian: I have the president and I will kill him, I swear I will.
- Jeltz: Could that actually kill him?
- Questular Rontok: I don't think so. It's an aerosol can.
- Jeltz: Either die in the vacuum of space, or tell me what you thought of my poem.
- [other Vogons chuckle]
- Arthur: A... a... actually, I rather liked it.
- Jeltz: Hmm?
- Ford: Yeah. That's good. Run with it.
- Jeltz: Hmmm?
- Arthur: Uh, some of the words I didn't understand, but I found the imagery quite effective.
- Jeltz: Continue...
- Arthur: Well, uh, yes, interesting rhythmic devices, which seemed to counterpoint the underlying metaphor of the humanity of, of the poet's soul.
- Jeltz: So what you're saying is, I write poetry because underneath this mean, callous, heartless exterior, I just want to be loved?
- Ford: [whispers] Yes, yes, yes.
- Arthur: Yes, yes, yeah, please.
- [other Vogons ooh-ing and aah-ing]
- Jeltz: Throw them off the ship!