- Blood Mage: My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not.
- Varimathras: We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zea lots.
- Crypt Lord: Humans check in... they don't check out.
- Spell Breaker: Yeah, you can get a nickel for boosting Star Fall but jacking heal's a 10 day stint in county. Now, lifting Faerie Fire, they just let you go for that. It's not even worth the paperwork. But Reincarnate, man, that'll get you life.
- Ner'Zhul: Return the blade... Complete the circle... Free me from this prison!
- Dragon Hawk: Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!
- Dark Ranger: I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'Ohhh, what's that smell?', and I'm like, 'Oh, sorry, it's me.' And then they figured I wouldn't be able to fit in with the other employees because they're living and I'm, y'know, dead, so I wouldn't be a team player. But then I said that I could work 24 hours and they were like 'All right, you can work the graveyard shift!'
- Varimathras: Don't worry about the fine print. The soul consumption clause is never exercised.
- Kael'thas Sunstrider: This is preposterous! Am I to assault the undead with nothing but sticks and harsh language?
- Night Elf Runner: When you care enough to send the very best... Send someone else.
- Dragon Hawk: I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by...
- Spell Breaker: I never stole ANY buffs! I got receipts for all of em!
- Draenai: Who's that guy with the sickle? Why is he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?
- Illidan Stormrage: Betrayer... in truth, it was I who was betrayed. Still, I am hunted. Still, I am hated. Now, my blind eyes see what others cannot. That sometimes the hand of fate must be forced!
- [Using his magic, Illidan calls a lightning storm over the ocean. Deep below, the Naga awaken and rise, coming ashore and advancing on a village]
- Illidan Stormrage: Now, go forth. Unleash the Tides of Doom, upon all those who would oppose us.
- Goblin Tinker: I'm more than meets the eye
- Goblin Alchemist: [we hear a bottle break] Oh no what did I drop...
- Goblin Alchemist: Oh yeah... Wait what are you doing, oh no not the love potion
- Spell Breaker: I'm a magic man... I got magic hands.
- Spell Breaker: I smell magic in the air... or maybe barbeque.
- Lady Vashj: It's far too bright in this surface world and
- [sniffs]
- Lady Vashj: this fresh air is irritating my eyes!
- Balnazzar: I still have a hand to play!
- Tyrande Whisperwind: I was wrong to set you free, Illidan. I can see that now. You've become a monster. Raw power is no substitute for true strength, Illidan. That is why I chose your brother over you.
- Illidan Stormrage: The quest lies before us. Will you follow me into the cold heart of death itself?
- Lady Vashj: The naga are yours to command, Lord Illidan. Where you go, we follow.
- Kael'thas Sunstrider: The blood elves are yours, as well, master. We will drive the Scourge before us -- and shatter the Frozen Throne as you command.