Zoe Saldaña credited as playing...
Theresa Jones
- Theresa: I was just showing Simon around the house.
- Simon Green: You have a very nice house, Mrs. Jones.
- Marilyn: Thank you, Simon. You can call me Marilyn.
- Simon Green: You too, Mr. Jones.
- Percy: Thank you, Simon. You can call me Mr. Jones.
- [Marilyn gives him a dirty look]
- Percy: Just kidding.
- Theresa: Are you getting cold feet, Simon?
- Simon Green: No. No, I'm not getting cold feet. I can't wait to marry you... and make babies with you. Give me a daughter who looks just like you.
- Theresa: [sighing the words] oh, wow.
- Simon Green: Did you tell him that I'm white?
- Theresa Jones: You're white? You're white! Stop the car!
- [the Cab Driver stops the car and Simon hits his head on the seat and is in pain]
- Theresa Jones: Simon, are you ok? It was a joke, sir. It was a joke.
- The Cab Driver: Yeah, sister, you are funny.