Diedrich Bader credited as playing...
Rex
- Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.
- Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back - AT ALL TIMES. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
- [points to Kip]
- Rex: [Grabs a hold of his stars and stripes parachute pants] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
- Rex: [Points to a picture of a hulking, body builder woman on the wall] Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
- Starla: [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial] I don't feel comfortable reading this.
- Uncle Rico: Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me?
- [Rex drives up outside the home]
- Uncle Rico: [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink] You could be... somewhere around... here
- [positions the pots in front of her breasts]
- Rex: [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. He pounds his fist into his other hand] Come here, boy!
- [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]