Tom Cavanagh credited as playing...
Sam Baldwin
- Sam: What are you doing?
- Gray: I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live.
- Sam: You're just coming out.
- Gray: I am never coming out of this elevator.
- Sam: This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal.
- Gray: I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things.
- Sam: Well how do you feel?
- Gray: Lonely.
- Sam: Why?
- Gray: Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband.
- Sam: Gray, it's not as if you made a choice.
- Gray: That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else.
- Sam: [to Gray] Just because you're gay and totally in love with my wife doesn't mean we can't work things out.
- Gray: I have to tell you something and it's not easy. It's really major. I don't know how to say it.
- Sam: Why don't you take three short breaths and...
- Gray: ...and one long.
- [Gray takes three short and one long]
- Gray: I'm gay!
- Sam: What?
- Gray: As in Marvin.
- Sam: What?
- Gray: As in, take the R out of Gray and BINGO!