- Alice: Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.
- Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
- Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
- Anna: Yes!
- Larry: You like his cock?
- Anna: I love it!
- Larry: You like him coming in your face?
- Anna: Yes!
- Larry: What does it taste like?
- Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
- Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
- Dan: I want Anna back.
- Larry: She's made her choice.
- Dan: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer.
- Larry: So where's the apology? Ya cunt.
- Dan: I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy.
- Larry: She doesn't want to be happy.
- Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
- Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.
- Larry: [on a photography exhibit] What do you think?
- Alice: It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.
- Larry: I'm the big fat liar's boyfriend.
- Alice: Bastard!
- Alice: So this man comes into the café today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"
- Dan: Funny guy.
- Alice: So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that."
- Dan: So what did he ask for?
- Alice: He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars.
- Larry: Dan, I lied to you. I did fuck Alice. Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you, Buster.
- Larry: Is he a good fuck?
- Anna: Don't do this.
- Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
- Anna: Yes.
- Larry: Better than me?
- Anna: Different.
- Larry: Better?
- Anna: Gentler.
- Larry: What does that mean?
- Anna: You know what it means.
- Larry: Tell me!
- Anna: No.
- Larry: I treat you like a whore?
- Anna: Sometimes.
- Larry: Why would that be?
- Larry: I want you to tell me your name. Please.
- [throws down a note]
- Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane.
- Larry: Your real name.
- [throws down another note]
- Alice: Thank you. My real name is Jane.
- Larry: Careful.
- [throws down another note]
- Alice: Thank you. Still Jane.
- Larry: I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice.
- [throws down the rest of his money]
- Alice: I promise.
- [picks up some of the money]
- Alice: Thank you. My real name... is plain... Jane Jones.
- Dan: Why did you fuck him?
- Alice: I wanted to.
- Dan: Why?
- Alice: I desired him.
- Dan: Why?
- Alice: You weren't there!
- Dan: Why him?
- Alice: He asked me nicely.
- Dan: You're a liar.
- Alice: So?
- Dan: Who are you?
- Alice: I'm no one!
- [Alice spits in Dan's face. Dan raises his hand to slap her]
- Alice: Go on, hit me. It's what you want. come on, hit me, fucker!
- [Dan slaps Alice]
- Anna: Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.