Jessica Simpson credited as playing...
Daisy Duke
- Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.
- Uncle Jesse: That's why we love ya, honey.
- Luke Duke: [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse] Well, now, I guess the party's over.
- Boss Hogg: Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!
- Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.
- Governor Jim Applewhite: I do?
- Daisy Duke: Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.
- Governor Jim Applewhite: As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!
- Uncle Jesse: And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?
- Governor Jim Applewhite: Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!
- Uncle Jesse: Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.
- Boss Hogg: Pardon you for what?
- Uncle Jesse: For this!
- [Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth]
- Governor Jim Applewhite: Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!
- Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.
- Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
- Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.
- Cop: What seems to be the problem, sugar?
- Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.
- Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff's office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos?
- [leans in very close to him]
- Daisy Duke: where's Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?
- Deputy Enos Strate: Uh, out at your farm.
- Daisy Duke: Thanks, Enos.
- [gets up and walks off smiling]
- Daisy Duke: That's got to be a new record.
- Daisy Duke: I was just walking by, and I saw your car in the garage there. She's real sexy.
- Billy Prickett: Well, thank you. She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.