Terry Crews credited as playing...
Latrell Spencer
- Latrell Spencer: Oh, the deception. The betrayal. Man, you deceived me.
- Marcus Copeland: Look, man...
- Latrell Spencer: Negro, please. Didn't anyone tell you that this was an all-white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.
- [dressed as Tiffany Wilson, Marcus and the girls lay peacefully on a sunny beach]
- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.
- Karen: Eww, that's sick.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day!
- [shadow falls over body]
- Marcus Copeland: Oh my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!
- Latrell Spencer: Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.