Anne Dudek credited as playing...
Tiffany Wilson
- Tiffany Wilson: [Tiffany is reading the Hamptons newspaper and sees a picture of them in the paper] Oh my God! Brittany?
- Brittany Wilson: What?
- Tiffany Wilson: [shows Brittany the picture] We're on page 6!
- Brittany Wilson: No!
- Tiffany Wilson: Yeah!
- Brittany Wilson: No!
- Tiffany Wilson: Yeah!
- Brittany Wilson: NO!
- Tiffany Wilson: Yeah! Look!
- [shows her the article]
- Tiffany Wilson: "Wilson Sisters Rock Hamptons"!
- Brittany Wilson: [both girls gasp and erupt into screams] Wilsons rock! We rock!
- Tiffany Wilson: [squealing] Yes!
- Brittany Wilson: [realising that they weren't actually at the Hamptons, but were in the hotel room in New York the entire time] Wait... We weren't *in* the Hamptons this weekend!
- Brittany Wilson, Tiffany Wilson: [gasping]
- [in unison]
- Brittany Wilson, Tiffany Wilson: Oh no!
- [looking at the screen]
- Brittany Wilson, Tiffany Wilson: We've been cloned!
- Marcus Copeland: [Marcus emerges from the boot of the car, covered in the Wilson Sisters' luggage] Man! You guys sure got a lot of bags for a weekend!
- Brittany Wilson: [scoffs] This isn't *a* weekend!
- Tiffany Wilson: It's *the* weekend!
- Brittany Wilson: Labor Day in The Hamptons. The last weekend of the social season. Like, only the hottest people are going to be there.
- Tiffany Wilson: And only the hottest of the *hottest* are going make it onto the cover of "Hamptons Magazine"! And this is *our* year!
- Brittany Wilson: [squeals] Yay!
- [to Kevin, driving the car]
- Brittany Wilson: Uh, open the window. Baby likes a little fresh breeze.
- [Kevin opens the window]
- Brittany Wilson: I just hope the Vandergeld Sisters' private jet *crashes* on the way there!
- Tiffany Wilson: [shocked] Oh, my God, Brittany!
- Brittany Wilson: [to Tiffany] You were thinking it!
- Tiffany Wilson: [to Brittany] I know, but you *said* it!
- Brittany Wilson: I know, I know!
- Tiffany Wilson: And you, know, Heather totally *hates* you because you slept with her boyfriend.
- Brittany Wilson: Oh, my God! So what? I sleep with *everyone's* boyfriend!
- Kevin Copeland: [the Wilson Sisters get off the private jet and walk over to the arrival terminal, toward Kevin and Marcus] Hi, I'm Kevin Copeland...
- Tiffany Wilson: [rolling her eyes at them] We already *gave* to the United Negro Fund!
- Brittany Wilson: Yeah!
- [They continue walking]
- Kevin Copeland, Marcus Copeland: [in unison] Excuse us. Whoa-whoa-whoa! Hold on, hold on!
- Kevin Copeland: Hold on!
- [explaining to them their actual task]
- Kevin Copeland: We're actually here to escort you ladies to The Hamptons.
- Tiffany Wilson: Oh!
- [hands them their bags]
- Tiffany Wilson: The bags are on the plane.
- Brittany Wilson: [gives Marcus her dog carrier, with their dog, Baby] Here, take Baby and clean out his bag. Oh, my God. He didn't have his colonic, and he, like, pooped everywhere!
- [Baby, the dog, yaps]