Gemmenne de la Peña credited as playing...
Shelly
- Shelly: These fucking crutches are too long.
- Dave Spritz: What did you say?
- Noreen: Shelly!
- [turns to Dave]
- Noreen: Well, what were you doing?
- Dave Spritz: It was a picnic.
- Noreen: [referring to Shelly] And she tore something?
- Dave Spritz: ACL. MCL.
- Noreen: Which?
- Dave Spritz: [after a slight pause] Both.
- Noreen: Dave!
- Dave Spritz: Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! It was a fucking potato-sack race!
- Noreen: That's where she got it.
- Dave Spritz: What?
- Noreen: "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.
- Dave Spritz: No, I never said that around her.
- Noreen: You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!
- Dave Spritz: Fuck that.
- Dave Spritz: You know, when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean... names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?
- Shelly: Like what?
- Dave Spritz: I don't know--like, dummy if you miss a question... or, cameltoe?
- Shelly: Yeah... cameltoe.
- Dave Spritz: Do you know why?
- Shelly: Why, what?
- Dave Spritz: Why you get called cameltoe.
- Shelly: Yeah.
- Dave Spritz: Why, hon?
- Shelly: Because cameltoes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.
- Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again?
- Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.