Adam Herschman credited as playing...
Glen
- Bartleby Gaines: What the hell happened?
- Glen: An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.
- Glen: [ordering around in the kitchen] I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze. Ka-blam! Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk. Pronto! And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken. Tomorrow we're gonna go kosher.
- Bartleby Gaines: And they all paid first semester's tuition?
- Rory: Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.
- Glen: That's 74 million dollars.
- Rory: It's a million dollars, Glen.
- Glen: Yeah... In human dollars.
- Bartleby Gaines: Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop?
- Glen: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
- Bartleby Gaines: why what happened?
- Glen: some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's.
- Sherman Schrader: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right?
- Glen: ...aw DAMNIT!
- Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired?
- Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
- Bartleby Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
- Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
- Hoyt Ambrose: You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?
- Bartleby Gaines: You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?
- Glen: BATTLE ROYALE