Topher Grace credited as playing...
Carter
- Carter Duryea: Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. How do you do it?
- Dan Foreman: You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and then when you're outside of the foxhole you keep your dick in your pants.
- Carter Duryea: That's poetic.
- Carter Duryea: [Alex dims the lights, turns on soft music, and lights incense] Well, it looks like everything is perfect.
- Alex Foreman: So why are you still talking?
- Carter Duryea: [Carter and Alex meet for the first time in an elevator] 47. Are you going to Sports America offices?
- Alex Foreman: Yeah.
- Carter Duryea: You an intern or something?
- Alex Foreman: Uh, no, my dad works there.
- Carter Duryea: Oh.
- Alex Foreman: Are you interning there?
- Carter Duryea: No, I'm starting a job
- [head of the Ad Sales department at 26 years of age]
- Carter Duryea: there today.
- Alex Foreman: That's good. Congratulations.
- Carter Duryea: Oh, thank-you. I'm totally scared shitless. I have no idea what I'm doing. Don't tell anyone, okay?
- Alex Foreman: Okay.
- Carter Duryea: I'm gonna have to let some people go.
- Dan Foreman: Why do you say let them go? They don't WANT to go. Why don't you just say fire them?
- Carter Duryea: Because it sounds better.
- Dan Foreman: Not to the person getting fired it doesn't.
- [last lines]
- Carter Duryea: [on cell phone] Hello. Dan! Hey. Oh, my God. Congratulations. lt's amazing. Do you have a name yet? Oh, no, that's terrific. Uh, probably because l'm jogging. No, l'm outside. Yes. l'm actually jogging outside. Please Playa del Rey. Don't laugh. I'm thinking about getting into...
- Mark Steckle: ...You're being groomed...
- Carter Duryea: I'm being groomed! Mark, thank you, thank you. I'm going to kick so much ass for you, I'm going to take no prisoners, I'm going to be your ninja assassin!
- Carter Duryea: [during a lively board meeting, to a janitor in the back] I'm psyched! You - I don't know your name yet! What's your name?
- Hector: I'm Hector... I just work maintenance.
- Carter Duryea: Well, Hector,
- [shouts]
- Carter Duryea: Are you psyched?
- Hector: I'm psyched!
- Carter Duryea: Well, if Hector's psyched, then,
- [shouts]
- Carter Duryea: I know I?m psyched!
- Carter Duryea: [after meeting Dan Foreman, and a prolonged hand shake] That's quite a kung-fu grip you've got there.
- Alex Foreman: [laughs while kissing Carter]
- Carter Duryea: What?
- Alex Foreman: Oh, nothing, I was just thinking about how my dad said he wired this place with video surveillance.
- Carter Duryea: Yeah, that's hilarious.
- Carter Duryea: Wow, you really believe in this stuff, huh?
- Dan Foreman: Of course. Why else would I do it?