Mitchel Musso: DJ

Monster House

DJ: Questions?
Chowder: Yes, umm, are you nuts? I don't wanna steal drugs from my Father, I don't wanna go inside a monster, and I don't wanna die!
Jenny: I say its worth a shot.
Chowder: Yes I agree. Let's do it.

Chowder: [pretending to talk to his father] Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt?
[turns around]
Chowder: Hey, DJ, you got any beer?
[noticing Jenny]
Chowder: Well, hello there...
DJ: [to Jenny] This is... Chowder...
Chowder: Charles, to the ladies...
Jenny: [interrupting] Um, Jenny Bennett. Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep.
DJ: That's a tough school to get into.
Chowder: Yeah, I got in but decided not to go.
Jenny: It's a girl's school.
Chowder: [nervous pause] ... Which is why I didn't...
[another nervous pause]
Chowder: ... You know there's a... there's a great taco stand near there...

DJ: We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom.
[Points to 2L bottle filled with something]
DJ: Don't drink that!
Zee: Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it!
DJ: Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street!
Zee: [Sarcastically] That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.

DJ: Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore...

Chowder: [after they escape the Monster House by getting upchucked] That's it. Another great idea, DJ! Brilliant!
DJ: What do you want from me, Chowder? I don't see you coming up with any big ideas.
Chowder: Oh yeah, yeah. Do you wanna hear my big idea? I'm going home to make A PRETZEL SANDWICH! See ya!
[starts walking away until DJ pulls him back]
DJ: Chowder! The house is still alive and you're gonna wuss out?
Chowder: I risked my life for you: I stoled drugs for you and *I could've died in there!*
DJ: Yeah. Me too!
Chowder: Yeah, but you're the one that killed Nebbercracker in the first place!
DJ: Getting your stupid ball back...!
Jenny: [Jenny pulls them apart] You guys, stop fighting. You're acting like babies.
DJ: We ARE babies! What were we thinking? We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine. How lame could you get?
[DJ begins walking toward his house]
Chowder: Where are you going?
DJ: I'm going home. I suck.

DJ: Can I ask you something?
Zee: Sure you can cantelope. We are going to have so much fun I have tons of activities...
DJ: [rolls eyes] It's okay. They're gone
Zee: They are? They're gone?
[takes off her pink sweater and reveals she is wearing a black punk t shirt, unties her hair]

Skull: [Playing arcade machine] You're gonna die! You're gonna die!
Skull: [kills someone in game] Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head!
DJ: [interupts] Sir?
Skull: [looks at DJ] What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.

DJ: [to Mr. Nebbercracker] I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.

Chowder: We're dead. You've killed us, and we're dead!
DJ: Shh! I don't think the house knows that we're in here. I bet it thinks we're still in the car.
Jenny: Listen.
[rumbling sound]
Jenny: Sounds like it's sleeping.
DJ: The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive is if we find the heart and put out the fire.
Chowder: Maybe we should examine our *other* options?
DJ: [shines his torch in Chowder's face] Sure. Other option: We wait here and do *nothing* until it wakes up and *eats us*!
Chowder: [shields his eyes] Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.

[Skull is playing a video game]
DJ: Sir?
Skull: What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. What?
DJ: Okay. Old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed, and I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people...
Skull: Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it!
[Talking to himself while he's playing]
Skull: Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold!
[Gets back on topic]
Skull: Possessed house, you say? Hmmmm. In my travels to the video store and comic book conventions, I've seen many strange and wondrous things. And I've heard tell of man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with the wood and brick, creating... a rare form of monster known as Domus mactabilis-sss-sss... ss-sss-ssss...
DJ: The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.
Chowder: We're it's murderous enemies.
Skull: Have fun getting killed.
[Talking to himself while playing video game]
Skull: Ohhh, look at that blood.
DJ: So... how do we kill it?
Skull: You've gotta strike at the source of life: the heart.
DJ: But houses don't have hearts.
Skull: [beats the game that he was playing] Yes! Uh-huh. Yeah. You might be right about that.
[His beeper goes off]
Skull: Oh. Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of. I won't be seeing you later.

[planning to kill the Monster House]
Jenny: So we need to strike at the heart.
Chowder: Yeah, but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house?
DJ: [noticing something about the Monster House] Ever since Nebbercracker died, there's been smoke coming out of that chimney.