Michael McCafferty credited as playing...
Officer Collins
- Officer Collins: [addressing military brass] You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
- Officer Collins: [addressing military brass about Rita's background] We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping".
- Officer Collins: Joe, here, is not one of our best men. Mr. Bowers was chosen primarily for how remarkably average he is. Extremely average in every category. Remarkable, truly. The most average person in our entire armed forces. Additionally, he has no family, is unmarried, is an only child, and both parents are deceased, making him an ideal candidate, with no one to ask any nosy questions, should something go wrong with the experiment.