Maya Rudolph credited as playing...
Rita
- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.
- Phone Computer: Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell US Government Long Distance. Please say the name of the person you wish to call.
- Rita: Upgrayedd.
- Phone Computer: There are 9,726 listings for "Upgrayedd". Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: So, uh, what do you do?
- Rita: A little of this, a little of that.
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: Wow, that's great. You know, I really envy people that can make a living that way, you know, doing a little of this and a little of that.
- Rita: It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no! Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!