Jerry Seinfeld credited as playing...
Barry B. Benson
- Barry B. Benson: How about a suicide pact?
- Vanessa: How do we do it?
- Barry B. Benson: I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Vanessa: That just kills you twice.
- Vanessa: Why don't you just fly everywhere? Isn't it faster?
- Barry B. Benson: Flying is exhausting. Why don't you humans just run everywhere, isn't that faster?
- Vanessa: I see your point.
- Adam Flayman: Wow! She looked hot!
- Barry B. Benson: She's my cousin!
- Adam Flayman: She is?
- Barry B. Benson: Yes, we're *all* cousins.
- Barry B. Benson: Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
- Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
- Barry B. Benson: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
- Barry B. Benson: You know, there is a Larry King in the real world.
- Bee Larry King: It's a common name.
- Barry B. Benson: He has suspenders, a desk, a TV show, different color lights behind him, and a marquee at the bottom of the screen saying what was just said even though you just heard him.
- Ken: Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- Barry B. Benson: You're bluffing.
- Ken: Am I?
- [flushes toilet. Barry grabs the Emory board and uses it to surf]
- Barry B. Benson: Surf's up, dude!
- [splashes water on Ken]
- Ken: Ew. Poo water.
- Barry B. Benson: Three days of grade school, three days of high school...
- Adam Flayman: Those were tough days.
- Barry B. Benson: ...three days of college, I'm glad I took a day off in the middle to hitchhike around the hive.
- Adam Flayman: You did come back different.
- Barry B. Benson: Yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black... Oh, black and yellow. Yeah, let's shake it up a little.
- Vanessa: My only interest is flowers.
- Barry B. Benson: You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan.
- Barry B. Benson: Larry, bees have never afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, Bee-Jesus?
- Trudy: And you'll be happy to know that bees as a species haven't had a day off in 27 billion years. Whew!
- Barry B. Benson: So you'll just work us to death?
- Trudy: We'll sure try.
- Adam Flayman: What do you thing the humans will do to us if we lose?
- Barry B. Benson: I don't know, Adam.
- Adam Flayman: I hear they put roaches in motels.
- Barry B. Benson: Adam, they check in, but they never check out.
- Mooseblood: Stand perfectly still!
- Barry B. Benson: You're not dead?
- Mooseblood: Do I look like I'm dead! Hey, man! They will wipe anything that moves. Where are you headed?
- Barry B. Benson: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.
- Mooseblood: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff! Blows your head off.
- Ladybug: I'm going to Tacoma.
- Barry B. Benson: [to a grasshopper] What about you?
- Mooseblood: He really is dead.
- Barry B. Benson: All right.
- Adam Flayman: Did you hear about Frankie?
- Barry B. Benson: Yeah.
- Adam Flayman: Are you going to his funeral?
- Barry B. Benson: No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everyone knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
- Adam Flayman: I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
- Barry B. Benson: What is that?
- Ken: Italian Vogue.
- Barry B. Benson: Mamma mia! That's a lot of pages.
- Ken: It's a lot of ads.
- Barry B. Benson: We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as nothing more than a vicious, smelly, ill-tempered, big-headed stink machine. I believe we all know what they do in the woods.