Radha Mitchell credited as playing...
Isabelle Sorenson
- Isabelle Sorenson: All this time, and you didn't call.
- Donald Morton: I was gonna call.
- Isabelle Sorenson: You were?
- Donald Morton: Well just to tell you that I wasn't gonna call so that you wouldn't be aggravated, sitting around waiting and wondering when I was
- Isabelle Sorenson: gonna call?
- Donald Morton: Yeah. But in the end I figured that forcing myself into your life was probably not right. I would always do that. So the only nice thing I had left to give was just not to call.
- Isabelle Sorenson: I hated you for not calling. Because you were always gonna be there, and when you weren't, it was as if you didn't love me anymore.
- Donald Morton: So go home, I'll call ya.
- Isabelle Sorenson: Be my friend Donald, be my best friend, please, because I really need you. I always felt like you wanted us to get married or something.
- Donald Morton: I never said that.
- Isabelle Sorenson: Not with words. But instead of that, do you want to just be my friend?
- Donald Morton: Without the sex?
- Isabelle Sorenson: Without the pressure. My friendship is all I have to give. Do you want it?
- Isabelle Sorenson: Don't - don't condescend to these women, they're no crazier that I am.
- Gracie: Yes we are!
- Isabelle Sorenson: I'm weird, but I'm not strange.
- Donald Morton: You're right, this isn't a matter of confusion, it's a matter of... discord.
- [Inappropriate change of subject:]
- Donald Morton: That's a nice sweater!
- Isabelle Sorenson: You can kiss my self esteem butt, Donald Duck. Why tell your life story, and tell only the good parts?
- Donald Morton: It's Donald Morton.
- Isabelle Sorenson: You're missing my point!
- Donald Morton: No I'm not! I just - never know what to say.
- Isabelle Sorenson: So Donald, this is our first kiss. No tongue.
- [Puts the tongue of his costume aside]
- [Donald describes his technique of prime factorization]
- Isabelle Sorenson: Your process is very sexual.
- Donald Morton: Primes are hot.
- Donald Morton: I save things. Because you never know, you know.
- Isabelle Sorenson: You said your mom died. You did bury her?
- Donald Morton: Yeah.
- Isabelle Sorenson: Just checking.
- Donald Morton: You know how in the jungle, they say that some elephants have longer trunks and some of them have shorter ones. Yeah.
- Isabelle Sorenson: Well, I don't care how long the elephant's trunk is... as long as his dick's okay.
- Janice: Don't you hate all his numbers? Does he change his socks? Is his penis big enough?
- Isabelle Sorenson: No, no and yes.
- Isabelle Sorenson: I can't promise you the future Donald Duck. I don't know if this is for 2 days or 20 years.
- Donald Morton: Maybe it's something about us that's normal.