Geoffrey Lewis credited as playing...
Roy Sullivan
- Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
- Roy Sullivan: Would you say that again?
- Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
- [mutual laughter]
- Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
- Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Are you staring at my sister and thinking bad thoughts?
- Roy Sullivan: No.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well why not? You a faggot?
- Roy Sullivan: No.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well what are you? I mean, you got this hot piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and your'e not getting any ideas? What do you call that?
- Roy Sullivan: I'm a married man.
- Otis B. Driftwood: [Scoffs] A married fucking man? Hey, that's just great!
- [Otis and Baby start clapping]
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well, let's give 'em a big round of applause, folks, for the married man! Come on!
- Adam Banjo: Where are you taking us?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well I guess it wouldn't do no harm to tell you none, let's see ah, we're going to go dig up some guns I buried out here a couple of years ago.
- Roy Sullivan: Then what?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Well there ain't no what, that's the end of the road.
- Roy Sullivan: What?... your'e not gonna kill us are ya?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Killing sounds so permanent.
- Baby: Well Roy Sullivan, you gonna take me back to your room and play with me?
- Roy Sullivan: My wife's in that room.
- Baby: Or is my brother going to have to shoot your fuckin' teeth outta your head?
- Otis B. Driftwood: I want you to pray to your god. I want you to pray that he comes and saves you. I want lightning to come and crash down upon my fucking head!
- Roy Sullivan: I will pray... Jesus...
- Otis B. Driftwood: Louder!
- Roy Sullivan: Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds, bless the...
- Otis B. Driftwood: I don't feel anything!
- Roy Sullivan: Bless the springtime morning...
- Otis B. Driftwood: ooo aaah I feel it! Oh great god almighty I repent, I repent! Oh I feel the love of the god, god, god almighty! Oh the holy spirit is in my body.
- Roy Sullivan: Rodeo...
- [laughs]
- Roy Sullivan: You're smoking dope.
- Jimmy: Yeah- I mean no- not right now.
- Roy Sullivan: You spend one second in that pen, and that bull will have his horn up your ass and sticking out your pecker.
- Otis B. Driftwood: I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fuckin' head!
- Roy Sullivan: I pray... Jesus...
- Otis B. Driftwood: Louder!
- Roy Sullivan: Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds...
- Otis B. Driftwood: I don't feel anything!
- Roy Sullivan: Bless the springtime morning...
- Otis B. Driftwood: I feel it! Oh, Great God Almighty, I repent, I repent! I feel the love of the God-God-God Almighty! Oh, the Holy Spirit is in my body!... I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.