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Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers (2005)

Dwight Yoakam: Mr. Kroeger

Wedding Crashers

Dwight Yoakam credited as playing...

Mr. Kroeger

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  • John Beckwith: That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: I want them.
  • John Beckwith: Know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split them right down the middle. How would that be, Mr Kroeger?
  • Mr. Kroeger: It would be not good at all. I earned those miles.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore.
  • Mr. Kroeger: She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: She's a stripper, for God's sake.
  • Mr. Kroeger: She is not.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: Her name is Chastity. She is white trash, same as you. Hillbilly!
  • [Mr Kroeger's wife opens up a bottle of pills]
  • Mr. Kroeger: That's it! Go comatose for me, baby.
  • [first lines]
  • Mr. Kroeger: I don't have custody of the kids.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: You know what?
  • Mr. Kroeger: I don't get custody.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: It is an insane pathetic joke, what I've had to go through.
  • Mr. Kroeger: Right now, right now, she doesn't know where the kids are, do you?
  • Mrs. Kroeger: Do not talk about me as a mother.
  • Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles.
  • Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles.

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