Keir O'Donnell credited as playing...
Todd Cleary
- Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
- Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
- Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
- Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.
- Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover!
- Secretary Cleary: Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
- Secretary Cleary: It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports, once in a while.
- Todd Cleary: [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me?
- [Todd gets up angrily from the dining table]
- Todd Cleary: I'll be in my room, painting.
- [pause]
- Todd Cleary: Homo things!
- Claire Cleary: Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design.
- John Beckwith: Wow, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd. That's really impressive. RIS-D!
- Todd Cleary: Yeah, Dad - Dad always thought I'd be a political liability...
- [getting angry]
- Todd Cleary: ...in case he ever ran for President.
- Secretary Cleary: Now, now Todd. Actually, truth be told, polling shows that a majority of the American people would ultimately empathize with our situation.
- Todd Cleary: [sharply, raising his voice] What IS our situation, Dad?
- Grandma Mary Cleary: You're a homo.
- Todd Cleary: I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.
- Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
- Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!
- Todd Cleary: Mom make you feel her tits?
- John Beckwith: Did you say something, Todd?
- Todd Cleary: Mom make you feel her tits?
- John Beckwith: Todd, where are you going with this?
- Todd Cleary: Just don't say anything to my dad, though. Some friend of my sister's said something to my dad a couple of years ago, he now lives in a shack in Guam... not by choice.
- John Beckwith: Stop kidding with me Todd. You almost had me. Come on!