Marques Houston credited as playing...
Dumb Donald
- Bucky: What do we do *now*?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to *you*.
- Bucky: Then who *were* you talking to?
- Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to *her*.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Poster in Video Store window: Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
- Bill: Look. *That's* who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
- Bucky: What's dividee
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Dumb Donald: Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.
- Lead Teen: Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?
- Dumb Donald: Buck buck number 6, Comin'!
- [runs and jumps on the pile]
- Lead Teen: Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!
- Bill: Hold on. We've still got one more guy.
- Lead Teen: Bring him out then.
- Bill: Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?
- Lead Teen: Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.
- Kid in Classroom: [noticing Dumb Donald's pink knit hood] What's that on your head?
- Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
- Kid in Classroom: Why don't you take it off?
- Dumb Donald: Cause I have no face!
- Kid in Classroom: Why are you wearing that hat?
- Dumb Donald: I don't have a face
- Kid in Classroom: Right
- [Moves to seat next to Mushmouth]
- Kid in Classroom: Man, what's his problem?
- Mushmouth: [Babbles incoherently]
- Arcade Machine: Woah, you ROCK, dude!
- Bill: Wow! It's talking!
- Arcade Machine: THAT WAS TIGHT!
- Bill: How'd you DO that?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know... but THAT WAS TIGHT!
- Doris: [Comes down the stairs] Hi, guys.
- Dumb Donald: You look TIGHT!
- Fat Albert: [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers] What did you just say?
- Dumb Donald: Oh, I learned it at the mall!
- Fat Albert: Don't talk about Doris like that.
- Bill: Look!
- [Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]
- Bill: See? THAT'S who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."
- Bucky: What's "divda?"
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I...
- Bill: Don't start! We don't belong here.
- [a tear creates a portal]
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
- [Doris looks through the portal]
- Bucky: It's a monster!
- Mushmouth: And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
- Dumb Donald: [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
- Fat Albert: It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
- Bill: Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
- Fat Albert: I have no choice.
- [shrugs and runs to the portal]
- Mr. Mudfoot: You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
- Russell: Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
- Rudy: You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
- Reggie: Fat Albert?
- [Reggie and Arthur laugh]
- Dumb Donald: Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast!
- Mushmouth: Fab-buh, but fab-buh!
- Bill: We don't belong here.
- Old Weird Harold: Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.
- Mushmouth: [snatches the picture] Wubba?
- Bill: [snatches the picture] Holy cow.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.
- Dumb Donald: Neither are we.
- Bill: I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.