Jeremy Suarez credited as playing...
Russell
- [a tear creates a portal]
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
- [Doris looks through the portal]
- Bucky: It's a monster!
- Mushmouth: And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
- Dumb Donald: [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
- Fat Albert: It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
- Bill: Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
- Fat Albert: I have no choice.
- [shrugs and runs to the portal]
- Mr. Mudfoot: You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
- Russell: Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
- [Russell looks through a handmade periscope while sitting on a tyre swing in the junkyard; the Lead Teen smacks the back of Russell's head; the periscope breaks]
- Lead Teen: I talked it over with my boys, and we want a Buck-Buck rematch.
- Russell: You do?
- Lead Teen: Yeah. We gonna be the Buck-Buck champions of the world!
- Russell: You can't be.
- Lead Teen: Why not?
- Russell: Fat Albert and the guys aren't here right now.
- Lead Teen: You mean, you're here by yourself? You know what *that* means, right?
- Russell: No.
- Lead Teen: It means that me and my boys are gonna take over the junkyard!
- Russell: You can't do that! This is Fat Albert's junkyard!
- Lead Teen: Oh, yeah? Well, *I* don't see Fat Albert anywhere!
- Russell: Help! Help!
- [the Lead Teen pushes the tyre swing and catapults Russell high into the air; Russell lands on a mattress and runs away]
- Russell: Help! Fat Albert, you gotta help! They're gonna take over our show!
- Fat Albert: OK, Russell, we're coming! OK, Bucky, come on, you first since you got the... you-know-what hanging out.
- [Bucky nods]
- [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared]
- Bucky: Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!
- Russell: Where's your face, man?
- Doris: What happened to his face?
- Bill: He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!
- Bucky: Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!
- [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh]
- Russell: That was a close one.