Alphonso McAuley credited as playing...
Bucky
- Bucky: What do we do *now*?
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to *you*.
- Bucky: Then who *were* you talking to?
- Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to *her*.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Poster in Video Store window: Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
- Bill: Look. *That's* who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
- Bucky: What's dividee
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
- Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you.
- Bill: Guys, cut it out.
- Bill: Look!
- [Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]
- Bill: See? THAT'S who we are.
- Rudy: Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."
- Bucky: What's "divda?"
- Dumb Donald: I don't know.
- Bucky: I...
- Bill: Don't start! We don't belong here.
- Bill: Oh, no.
- Fat Albert: What's wrong?
- Bill: It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!
- Bucky: I'm scared. I want to go home.
- Old Weird Harold: Me too.
- [a tear creates a portal]
- Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
- [Doris looks through the portal]
- Bucky: It's a monster!
- Mushmouth: And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
- Old Weird Harold: Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
- Dumb Donald: [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
- Fat Albert: It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
- Bill: Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
- Fat Albert: I have no choice.
- [shrugs and runs to the portal]
- Mr. Mudfoot: You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
- Russell: Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
- [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared]
- Bucky: Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!
- Russell: Where's your face, man?
- Doris: What happened to his face?
- Bill: He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!
- Bucky: Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!
- [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh]
- Russell: That was a close one.