Thomas Brodie-Sangster credited as playing...
Simon
- Nanny McPhee: There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is.
- [Nanny McPhee turns around to walk out of the room, but stops once she hears Simon]
- Simon Brown: We will never want you!
- Nanny McPhee: Then I will never go.
- Simon Brown: [Nanny McPhee appears only after he taps her wand into the ground, he nervously quotes her] I-I *did* knock...
- Nanny McPhee: I know. I heard you.
- Simon Brown: You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee.
- Nanny McPhee: In what way?
- Simon Brown: We know your name... but you don't know ours.
- [holds out hand]
- Simon Brown: Pleased to make your acquantence, I'm Oglinton Fartworthy.
- [Children giggle whilst making farty noises]
- Nanny McPhee: [Shakes Simon's hand] How d'you do.
- Simon Brown: That's F-A-R-T, Fartworthy.
- Tora: Booger McHorsefanny.
- Lily: Knickers O'Muffin.
- Eric Brown: Sandra.
- Christianna: Bum.
- Sebastian: I'm Bum!
- Christianna: Oh, Bosoms.
- [Children giggle out loud]
- Baby Agatha: Bum.
- Christianna: You can't be Bum, Aggie! Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop.
- Baby Agatha: Poop Bum.
- Sebastian: You can't be Poop and Bum!