Quincy Tarantula
Music Video Dancer
Plumber in Park
Bank Executive
Sushi Cue
Starlet #1
Ms. Turlow
Student
Tyrone
Maurice Griffin
Movie Director
Chuck Snorris
Dr. Fook Yu (as George Kee Cheung)
Deadly Thug #2
Warehouse Thug #2
La Cucaracha Gang #3
Lew Jameson
Shirley House
Sammy Delassandro
Asian Villian #2
Rosa Rita
Yard Sale Customer
Steven Seefood
Franz Guudentightt
Malik Walker
Teddy Tuner
Michael Easton
Big Biker Brute (as David Harper)
Roger Eburp
Lead Music Video Dancer
Dominatrix
Street Thug #1 (as Peter Iacanegelo)
Redneck Bartender
Homeless Joe
Asian Villain #3
Hot Starlet #2
Redneck #1 / David Carravousier
Redneck #2
Antonio Bandana
Street Thug #2
Buford Lee
Mrs. Lee
Bodyguard #1 (as Michael Mastro)
La Cucaracha Gang #2 (as Michael Gonzales Matsuda)
Not So Big
Bernie Bergstein (as John Eric Montana)
Tim Tarzana
La Cucaracha Gang #1
Freeman Lee
Wrestler (as Mike Nordenstrom)
Mafia Bodyguard
La Cucaracha Gang #4
Young Buford
Ronald Mack
Courton Joy
Fighter #1 / Thug #4 / Swordsman
Asian Villain #1
Dancer (as Jonathan Rice)
Joel Gold
Mamma Mack
Bling Bling Girl
Jackie Chong
Mafia Boss
La Cucaracha Gang #6
Movie Premiere Guest
Deadly Thug #5
Street Thug #3
Park Thug #5
Kid Buford
Deadly Thug #1 / Al
Park Thug #1
Redneck #3
Cisco Thunderbird (as Carey Thompson)
Mexican Bartender
Deadly Thug #4
Huge Musclebound Guy (as Vincent Ward)
Billy Buff
Self (as Don 'The Dragon' Wilson)
Caleb Harris
Park Thug #2 (as Stuart Yee)
Warehouse Thug #4
Mr. Decker (as Richard Voights)
Movie Star (uncredited)
Sad Student (uncredited)
Buttcrack Guy (uncredited)
Thug (uncredited)
Wino (uncredited)
Music Video Dancer (uncredited)