Bill Goldberg credited as playing...
Battle
- [last lines]
- Deacon Moss: [Deacon and Battle pour Gatorade on Warden Hazen] Good game, sir!
- Warden Hazen: That's a week in the hotbox!
- Joey Battle: Who gives a shit!
- Joey Battle: Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?
- Coach Nate Scarborough: Full contact.
- Joey Battle: Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
- Caretaker: Yep.
- Joey Battle: So I get to tackle him?
- Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that *hammer*.
- Joey Battle: [looks down at his crotch] I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
- Caretaker: Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
- Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
- Joey Battle: Wow, no bullshit! Football, against the guards?
- Coach Nate Scarborough: Yep, full contact.
- Joey Battle: Captain Knauer is the quarterback?
- Caretaker: Yep.
- Joey Battle: So I get to tackle him?
- Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yeah, either that you can hit him over the head with that hammer.
- Joey Battle: I wanna hurt him, not kill him.
- Caretaker: Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!
- Guard Lambert: [Walks in and yells] Everybody stand for the warden!
- Warden Hazen: [Walks in and sees how fat Tony is] Anthony wow! You can sit down!
- Joey Battle: Thank God!