Brad Garrett credited as playing...
Hook Hand Thug
- Hook Hand Thug: [to Rapunzel] Go. Live your dream.
- Flynn Rider: I will.
- Hook Hand Thug: Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.
- Hook Hand Thug: Head down.
- Flynn Rider: Head down.
- Hook Hand Thug: Arms in.
- Flynn Rider: Arms in.
- Hook Hand Thug: Knees apart.
- Flynn Rider: Knees apart... Knees apart?
- Flynn Rider: [while in the hands of the Thugs] Not the nose, not the nose, not the nose!
- Rapunzel: [Rapunzel wraps her hair around a decorative branch, and lets go, hitting Hook Hand on the head] Put him down! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns, because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
- Hook Hand Thug: [Hook Hand approaches Rapunzel] I had a dream once.
- Hook Hand Thug: [Hook Hand throws his axe at the wall, and the man in the corner starts playing his concertina] I'm malicious, mean, and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist.
- Hook Hand Thug: [Hook Hand starts playing the piano] Can't you see me on the stage, performing Mozart, Tickling the ivories 'till they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show tune medley.
- Hook Hand Thug: Thank you!
- [He slides his hand across the piano keys]
- Hook Hand Thug: 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!
- Chorus: [singing] He's got a dream, he's got a dream.
- Hook Hand Thug: See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem, though I feel like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, for like everybody else, I've got a dream!
- Hook Hand Thug: What about you?
- Flynn Rider: I'm sorry, me?
- Big Nose Thug: [unhangs Flynn] What's your dream?
- Flynn Rider: No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.
- [the thugs draw their swords at them]
- Big Nose Thug: [sings] Tor would like to quit and be a florist.
- Vlad: [sings] Gunther does interior design.
- Thug 2: [sings] Ulf is into mime.
- Big Nose Thug: [sings] Attila's cupcakes are sublime.
- Big Nose Thug, Thug 2: [sung together] Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows.
- Hook Hand Thug: [sings] And Vladimir collects ceramic u-ni-corns...
- [Vladimir smiles with a sinister, ominous look]